Where Pigs Fly

stonerc0re:

then someone is dreaming a lot about me, who are you :/

Who the fuck keeps dreaming about me? I almost never sleep :/

Running is cheaper than therapy

Teacher: If you have 10 chocolate cakes and someone asks for 2, how many do you have left?

Me: 10

parents: in five years you won't even remember his last name
me: in five years it'll be my last name
parents: what
me: what

it’s called your soulmate

When freshmen take the warm up lap “fast”.

Oh yes, just yes.